Flirt

 

Wisdom decides what to flirt.
Knowledge decides how to flirt.

Shark Tale

 

I Can't Help It

 

If you see me smiling, it's because I'm
thinking of doing something naughty.

Could Be Us

 Sex is good, sex is fine,
doggy style or sixty nine.
Just for fun, or getting paid,
everyone loves getting laid.

No Joke

 

I gotta tell you guys this:

Wish You Were Here

 Check-out time: 11am
The flight doesn't leave till 7pm

I could use another round of sex if you were here. Yes, you.

For The Worst

 

Jenny's boring husband has been missing for six days now.

Not To Win

 Congrats to my roommate! She finally realizes
that arguing with me is absolutely pointless. 

My goal isn't to win, my goal is to make her mad. Cheers!