2024-03-11

Could Be Us

 Sex is good, sex is fine,
doggy style or sixty nine.
Just for fun, or getting paid,
everyone loves getting laid.

2024-03-05

Wish You Were Here

 Check-out time: 11am
The flight doesn't leave till 7pm



I could use another round of sex if you were here. Yes, you.

2024-02-06

Not To Win

 Congrats to my roommate! She finally realizes
that arguing with me is absolutely pointless. 

My goal isn't to win, my goal is to make her mad. Cheers!

2024-02-01

Only If I Knew

 If I knew Daddy couldn't take any alcoholic drinks at all...
I wouldn't have put viagra in his beer.