Your Rules

 It's all about what makes you feel most comfortable.

Your body. Your rules.
Do not let the society screw you up.

Foresight

 

Whoever put up the sign had something in their mind
and they also knew you would thank them afterward.

Angle And Force

 I often have some strange ideas.

Take these two bottles as an example:
When the angle and force are right,
even beer can reach a climax.

Isn't life the same?

Semen By The Sea

 There's nothing like a compliment from a
stranger who truly admires your skills, like,

"I never came so quicky, unbelievable!"

Why Not?

 To all the unapologetically naughty ladies out there:
This day is yours. Shine. Tease. Stir up trouble 😆

Leap Of Faith

 All we need is a little delusion and audacity
and we can seriously do anything in this life.

Not My Forte

 There are two types of beach people:

Must Have Been

 I must have been a pirate in my past life.

There's no other explanation for my
love of the sea and getting drunk.