Semen By The Sea

 There's nothing like a compliment from a
stranger who truly admires your skills, like,

"I never came so quicky, unbelievable!"

Why Not?

 To all the unapologetically naughty ladies out there:
This day is yours. Shine. Tease. Stir up trouble 😆

Leap Of Faith

 All we need is a little delusion and audacity
and we can seriously do anything in this life.

Not My Forte

 There are two types of beach people:

Must Have Been

 I must have been a pirate in my past life.

There's no other explanation for my
love of the sea and getting drunk.

Trust The Arc

 The universe has a way of aligning the right
people/opportunities at the appropriate time.

Advancing Is Becoming

 Life is full of adversity and challenge, yet
resilience is built by choosing to move forward.

Nothing To Fix

 I can't be the prettiest shade of green in the world, but
it'll be enough for someone whose favorite color is blue.