Not My Forte

 There are two types of beach people:

Must Have Been

 I must have been a pirate in my past life.

There's no other explanation for my
love of the sea and getting drunk.

Trust The Arc

 The universe has a way of aligning the right
people/opportunities at the appropriate time.

Advancing Is Becoming

 Life is full of adversity and challenge, yet
resilience is built by choosing to move forward.

Nothing To Fix

 I can't be the prettiest shade of green in the world, but
it'll be enough for someone whose favorite color is blue.

Nylons

 My two favorites:
One is bikinis,
the other is...

The Sea Is Your Oyster

 Girls don't need a boyfriend to feel complete,
confident, or fulfilled in their own lives.