The Beach Joke

 

It's pretty quiet today, and I'm starting to
get a little bored. Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Why did a hotwife bring a towel to the beach?

The Third One

 

There are three kinds of women at the beach.
You've already seen two of them here.

A Fly In The Ointment

 

You may not know this, but sometimes at the beach,
the thing you've been looking forward to most and the
thing you find most annoying can happen at the same time.

Truth Or Dare

 

Are you a bad girl?
Bad girls always choose 'dare'.

Proposal

 

After dating for only two weeks, they decided to tie the knot
in a whirlwind romance. On this day, they came to the beach.

Unfortunately...

Girl Power

Always stick to what makes you weird, odd, strange, different.

That's your source of power.

Under The Lustful Sky

 

I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure I'll never look back
on my life and say that I went to the beach too much.

The World Is Your Oyster

 How you look at yourself can be more powerful than how others see
you, it can change everything without changing anything around you.

Go make some magic. Your adventure is just beginning.

Less Is More

 Don't overdress when you go outdoors and have fun,
so you can find a man that stares at you like you're
the prettiest demon he's ever seen in his life.