Macho

 

Think their smiles look a little odd? Well, I'm no different.
If you were here right now, you'd be wearing that same smile.
Curious to know why?

Spooktacular

 

Everyone has a beautiful side and a dark
side. Now, allow me to reveal my darkest.

Black Magic

 

Do you believe I can make a black cock magically
appear out of a condom in just one second?

I Bet You'd Say No

 

Here's a simple question for you: Would
you go to the beach on your own? No?

How Time Flies!

 

It's hard to believe that smartphones and tablets have
been around for almost twenty years. Their arrival has
undoubtedly changed the way we live in so many ways.

So, what made me bring this up all of a sudden?

Beach Story

 

Life is a bit like undressing: sometimes you
realize you've taken off more than you can handle.

Synonym

 

The beach is basically a synonym for tiredness. When you're
feeling down, you go to the beach, tired and looking for a little
escape, only to have a romantic encounter while you're there.

The Drawback

 

Some people enjoy being intimate outdoors, while others
simply can't accept the idea at all. I do it outdoors occasionally,
but I still prefer being indoors, mainly because you have more
privacy. That said, being indoors does have one drawback.

The Beach Joke

 

It's pretty quiet today, and I'm starting to
get a little bored. Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Why did a hotwife bring a towel to the beach?

The Third One

 

There are three kinds of women at the beach.
You've already seen two of them here.

A Fly In The Ointment

 

You may not know this, but sometimes at the beach,
the thing you've been looking forward to most and the
thing you find most annoying can happen at the same time.

Truth Or Dare

 

Are you a bad girl?
Bad girls always choose 'dare'.

Proposal

 

After dating for only two weeks, they decided to tie the knot
in a whirlwind romance. On this day, they came to the beach.

Unfortunately...

Girl Power

Always stick to what makes you weird, odd, strange, different.

That's your source of power.

Under The Lustful Sky

 

I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure I'll never look back
on my life and say that I went to the beach too much.

The World Is Your Oyster

 How you look at yourself can be more powerful than how others see
you, it can change everything without changing anything around you.

Go make some magic. Your adventure is just beginning.

Less Is More

 Don't overdress when you go outdoors and have fun,
so you can find a man that stares at you like you're
the prettiest demon he's ever seen in his life.

Nylons

 You can't blame a woman who has gained weight
but still wants you to notice her new outfit.

The Third Reason

 

Beach is a magical place. Most people come here

for three reasons: the sunshine, the ocean, and...

A Few Too Many

 No one comes back sane from the sea.
Maybe sunburned, and tired... but sane?
Never.