Less Is More

 Don't overdress when you go outdoors and have fun,
so you can find a man that stares at you like you're
the prettiest demon he's ever seen in his life.

Nylons

 You can't blame a woman who has gained weight
but still wants you to notice her new outfit.

The Third Reason

 

Beach is a magical place. Most people come here

for three reasons: the sunshine, the ocean, and...

A Few Too Many

 No one comes back sane from the sea.
Maybe sunburned, and tired... but sane?
Never.

They Laughed

 They laughed when you recommended it;
their skepticism lasted exactly three seconds after the demo;
they wouldn't believe how good it felt until you showed them.

All In One

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Potential

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Second Nature

 Some habits are hard to break - he must have
forgotten to bring his phone when he went out.

My Captain

 When someone asks me:
"What's your type in men?"