Laura, we've been dating for a year... marry me!
"Sure, James... with one condition."
What's that? Tell me!
"We need to have sex before marriage."
Wow, okay! I thought you wanted to wait till our wedding night?
"I changed my mind, James."
Darling, what changed your mind?
"Well, I want you to meet my cock first. Now blow it, Honey."
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